I’ve always wondered when it was going to happen, how long it would be that…
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Red Line
Urine and the L seem to be almost synonymous. This particular Fall 2011 weekend was…
You remember the Morse stop– yeah, the one that can consistently be relied upon to…
About 4 or 5 years ago, I was coming home from work on a Monday…
This happened ages ago, back when the Chicago Hilton on S. Michigan was called the…
Blue Line
Started working in Rosemont a month ago, so I ride the Blue line home everyday. One evening maybe 2 weeks…
Just the other day while traveling between Belmont and Clinton myself and two of my buddies are on this Blue…
So one morning I am riding the Blue Line to work, as I normally do. The train ride passes without…
On none of my previous rides had the “Brown Line” ever lived up to it’s name in so.. flamboyantly. Sitting…
Purple Line
Once when riding the purple line (non-express) i noticed that…
Yellow Line
Brown Line
On the Brown Line at rush hour, downtown – the train is packed and everyone is smashed together. An…
While riding home on the Brown line one afternoon, I heard a strange peeping sound. At first I thought…
I live off Sedgwick, and go to DePaul. As such, I am often taking the Brown Line either south…
While sitting on the bench waiting for a Brown Line train, a woman, about 30 or younger asked which…
When I woke up that morning I had no idea my groin would be used as a head rest…
A few years ago, on a random Sunday afternoon leaving downtown the conductor (Train driver?) came over the loud…
Pink Line
Green Line
Orange Line
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Feats of Feces
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The Crowd Parts
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What smells like urine? Oh, it’s urine.
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Yellow Weekend
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Lost Homeless man
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Sorry, Dear
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Feats of Feces
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The Crowd Parts
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What smells like urine? Oh, it’s urine.
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Yellow Weekend
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Lost Homeless man
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Sorry, Dear
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Name I bring a couple of beers with me to drink on the L all the time, on the way to Sox/Hawks games. If ur gonna be on the L for…
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kt This is a very sad story. :(
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Steffjefferson What's the interesting part of the story? I think this may be missing a paragraph.
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Name I'll bet that's the same motorman who sings "Love Train" on Valentine's Day.
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JC Phoenix Eh, that's not too surprising. My friends and I have definitely drank on trains and buses before, on the way to parties and such. I hear the Metra throws some…
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James Uh, I know what you're thinking, but "sniggering" is actually the present participle of "snigger," as in "A smothered or half-suppressed laugh," it's like giggling or chuckling. Soooo... yeah. There you…


